37 year old Grandmother (Puma?) arrested for DUI with 3-year-old in car (Poll)
A 37 year old grandmother from St. Augistine Florida is behind bars after police say she was swerving across lanes of US1 while her 3 year-old grandson was in the back of the car. O.K I don’t know where to begin here. I’m no mathematician so I had to consult my wife for the intense math involved here who explained to me that it was possible, but you already knew that.
Many other thoughts flew through my head. One was if a hot mom is a Cougar, what is a hot grandma? Sadly, I had to look into the evolution of the Cougar to find the best name, which will never catch on just based on the rarity of hot grandmothers. I settled on the easy to remember Puma thanks to Wikipedias explanation: “Puma is a Felidae genus that contains the Cougar (also known as the Puma, Mountain Lion , and or Cougar, among other names) and the Jaguarundi, and may also include several poorly known Old World fossil representatives”. I saw fossil and was hooked on the name. O.K welcome to my twisted mind. Finally (not really but if I go any further you would have me commited) I decided that this was the perfect article for this weeks “Would You Hit It” poll. Let me know.
Oh, she was charged with DUI and her husband came to pick up the child.
Gilf has also been suggested, but seems too easy.
Source: 37 year old Grandmother (Puma?) arrested for DUI with 3-year-old in car (Poll)
Oh, she was charged with DUI and her husband came to pick up the child.
Gilf has also been suggested, but seems too easy.
Source: 37 year old Grandmother (Puma?) arrested for DUI with 3-year-old in car (Poll)
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