Ebay: How to ruin a Corvette and be delusional




First come, first serve baby! Basically, what you have here is a 2001 Corvette worth about 10 or 15k. Bolt on a pile of crap however and apparently it is worth 45k, non negotiable. I don't know where to begin... Ferrari rims? Suicide doors? Gigantic LOL wing? The self designed trim? Apparently he hates to sell it, but it's his business. Yeah, I got some Neons you can doll up next. Read on for the sales pitch, pictures and more lol. Oh, and so far it's no one came, no ones getting served... except the owner.


Vehicle Description
MY RACE CAR, first come first serve non-negotiable on price. I have over 20K invested in this car and really don't want to sell it but I have to, that's my business!!! Here are the features: 450 Horse Power 5.9 Liter 8 Cylinder AWD. I get 21 miles per gallon and sometimes only 18 miles per gallon depending on my driving. This car is in great condition. It has been Micro chipped and will do 200mph like the speedometer says. It has a SLP loud mouth exhaust system that roars when instigated@ 0-60 in 4.4 seconds. It has a rear wing stabilizer that gives it the CR6 race look I achieved. It also has surround sound with 6 x 8 Boston sticks and a flip out GPS navigation system/DVD/ IPOD/MP3/USB Port player with various hidden cables and attachments . The stereo cranks and loves hard rock. Oh did I forget to mention the suicide Lambo doors and the race trim I designed myself. Or did I forget to mention the LED tail lights and the extra 4 black stained tail lights easily inter changeable. Maybe you would also like to know about the racing lights I put on and the brand new convertible top installed by the dealer 3 months ago. For security purposes this Vette also has a Viper alarm System with a motion alarm sensor that will react when the top is down and a hand enters the vehicle. The alarm is a hand remote and will page you of an attempted break in up to 3 miles away from vehicle and can also start the car from quite a distance to Pre-Warm up. In short this car kicks a......... and is worth every penny. I hate to see it go but that's life, my loss your gain. Don't call me unless you have the dough and are serious, because quite frankly I don't want to sell it, especially since I am selling it at a loss with all the money and time I spent making my dream car and now I have to sell it. Also this car has dual Turbonators inside the exhaust manifold and a K&N air filtration pack. More up Grades have been made. Recently I painted the Back Bumper Black with new Spyder Ferrari Rims. Navigation, power windows, power locks, power seats, power roof, power mirrors, climate control, anti-lock brakes, cruise control, keyless entry, CD player, and garage kept.

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