Everybody Panic; The Ball State Ass Slapper is on the Loose
An Indiana college and a mysterious bicyclist have become the butt of jokes after reports that the rider slapped two women on their buttocks as they walked on campus.
Ball State University issued a public safety notice after the incidents were reported Wednesday morning. The notice urged students and staff to be alert to their surroundings and refrain from traveling alone.
A Facebook group formed by those who think the university overreacted had more than 5,400 members by Thursday afternoon. Comments include theories about the identity of the bicyclist, including a suggestion that golfer Tiger Woods was the culprit. Others questioned the rider's technique.
Members of a second Facebook group say the incidents should be taken seriously.
The women described the bicycle as a 1950s-style bicycle, with large blue tires, and big round handlebars painted chrome, the Ball State student newspaper reported.
Naturally, someone had to make a song about it as well:
Source: Everybody Panic; The Ball State Ass Slapper is on the Loose
Ball State University issued a public safety notice after the incidents were reported Wednesday morning. The notice urged students and staff to be alert to their surroundings and refrain from traveling alone.
A Facebook group formed by those who think the university overreacted had more than 5,400 members by Thursday afternoon. Comments include theories about the identity of the bicyclist, including a suggestion that golfer Tiger Woods was the culprit. Others questioned the rider's technique.
Members of a second Facebook group say the incidents should be taken seriously.
The women described the bicycle as a 1950s-style bicycle, with large blue tires, and big round handlebars painted chrome, the Ball State student newspaper reported.
Naturally, someone had to make a song about it as well:
Source: Everybody Panic; The Ball State Ass Slapper is on the Loose
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