Are you one of the 297 million Americans who has yet to start following Kim Kardashian on Twitter? Perhaps you'll be enticed to fly her way. I am, and I am not. Sorry, don't get the fascination with this Kardashian crew. Like the Jersey Shore garbage or Real Housewives of whatever county, I can only watch their pathetic lives for a couple of minutes at most before I have to be saved from killing myself. But, in case you are one of their couch potato fans, here is her latest brilliant move. My favorite point in the article is where she thinks she is the only one using Twitter or the wi-fi on the plane. Di-di-di. Next up, hearing how the air marshall was suspended.

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Or perhaps not. You see, on Tuesday, the astoundingly famous celebutante was flying from Los Angeles to New York. Who knows what exciting project she was involved in. However, nothing could compare with her excitement at discovering the claim to fame of the chap sitting next to her. As breathless as a groupie at a Julio Iglesias concert, she booted up her tweeting app (TweetGenius, for those who care) and sent this important message to her more than 3 million acolytes: "I'm on the airplane...love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!"

Source: Kim Kardashian outs air marshal via Twitter